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After 12 years, CID is still going on SONY TV. I remember that when i was a kid , i used to like this program a lot. But with time, either I am changed or CID is changed into a comedy serial. There is a funny Facebook community about CID, people on Twitter play CID-CID and make fun of its character and sms jokes on CID are circulating since a long time. So, I thought it would be better to share few of them with you all.
.......If you are having any other jokes or funny things related to CID then feel free to post it in Comments section and share with all of us...Enjoy


1.Tum ho hoor pari,tumhe dharti pe kisne bulaya
Tum ho hoor pari,tumhe dharti pe kisne bulaya
ACP- daya,pata lagao dhoni ka max mobile kisne churaya!

2.parde mein rehne do parda na uthao..
ACP Pradyuman says- fredirics ye footprint thk se uthao!!

3.Agar tyre ghumega to gadi bhi zarur hilegi..ACP Pradyuman ne kaha, tumne khun
kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D

4.Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.

5.5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do. . . . Abhijeet kuch to gadbad hai, Daya
darwaza tod do ;) :-D . . . .

6.Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye. . . . Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas
jaanaa chahiye ;)

7.kapde gande honge to unki hogi dhulai... ACP ne kaha 'khuni ko dhundho' aur apni
ungli hilai

8.ACP- Hatya ho ya atmahatya, khun khun hai. Iski laash ko iski sazaa zarror milegi

9.Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne aa rhe hai,Wah wah
Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne ga rhe hai
DAYA Pata karo bacche CID ke msgs Kaha se la rhe hai.

10.Fredric - Sir,mujhe pata hai ki khoon kisne kiya hai?
ACP - Kisne?
Fredric - Khooni ne ;) :-@

11.Sawan aaye to phool khilega,
takdir mein jo likha wo milega
"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega! ;)

CID facts !
1. Daya has a world record of breaking most no. Of doors
2. Cid bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 10yrs
3. In d entire 20 storeyd building of cid, only 6 ppl work
4. There is no police..cid handles every case
5. Accused person accepts his crime only aftr getin a slap frm daya on d face..:-|

If you are having any other jokes or funny things related to CID then feel free to post it in Comments section and share with all of us...Enjoy

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