Geeks are so popular these days in the era of tech and gadgets. Many people find them boring but they are not like that. Geeks can be funny too.
Here I am sharing the Top 15 Geek Quotes & Sayings which are funny and also meaningful. My favorite Geeky quotes out of these are the #1, #4 and #8. Let me know which are your favorite Geeky quotes in the Comments section :)
1. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers
2. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
3. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
4. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
5. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
6. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
7. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
8. I would love to change the world, but it is not Open Source
9. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
10. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
11. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.
13. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Weinberg
14. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
15. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
Here I am sharing the Top 15 Geek Quotes & Sayings which are funny and also meaningful. My favorite Geeky quotes out of these are the #1, #4 and #8. Let me know which are your favorite Geeky quotes in the Comments section :)
Top 15 Geek Quotes & Sayings
1. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers
2. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
3. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
4. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
5. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
6. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
7. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
8. I would love to change the world, but it is not Open Source
9. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
10. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
11. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.
13. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Weinberg
14. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
15. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.