With well over 100 millions smartphone and tablet apps available on the market today, there are going to be some really bad ones out there.
The Most Pointless Apps of all Time
Rate a Fart
This pointless app gives you hours of 'fun' with its library of 700 farts, you can even record and submit your own 'gas explosions' should you feel the urge to share.
Hair Clinic for Men and WomenApparently this app releases inaudible frequencies which prevent hair loss when rubbed across your scalp.
Kiss MeKiss Me will give you a completely pointless kiss rating, for slapping a sloppy one on your screen.
PassionIf smooching your smartphone doesn't take your fancy then how about measuring your passion in the bedroom? Passion uses your built in microphone and accelerometer to calculate your score.
Sexy Girl TalkIf you want to hear the alphabet in a sexy and sophisticated voice then this is the app for you, whatever turns you on!
HangTimeAre you a risk taker? HangTime measures how far you can throw your iPhone in the air. Just don't come crying to us when it shatters into a thousand pieces on the ground!
UK PayphoneWhy on earth would you need to search for the nearest public payphone when you have an iPhone in your hand, not sure the developers really thought this one through properly at the drawing board.
If you are gullible enough to think placing a vibrating phone on your belly will solve all your spare tyre problems then go ahead and splash out $0.99 on this 'super fat burner' app.